You’re Not Coffee

Some mornings need a little honesty with their caffeine. This 15oz stainless tumbler says what your coffee’s been thinking all along — and it does the job just as well, keeping your first (or third) cup exactly as hot as you left it. Double-wall insulation holds the temperature for hours, the ergonomic handle makes it easy to carry one-handed from the kitchen to the car, and the leak-resistant lid means it survives the commute without a fight. A crisp powder-coated finish and glossy print keep it looking sharp mug after mug, wash after wash.

Product features

• 100% stainless steel, rust- and corrosion-resistant
• Double-wall insulation — hot or cold for hours
• Ergonomic handle for a comfortable grip
• Leak-resistant lid with secure latch
• 15oz capacity, glossy printed design

Care: Hand wash only

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